The Catalogue of Lost Things

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I am alone and I'm not getting anything done. This makes me angry.
Deposit fairy tales below, please.

penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.

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grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

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aidosaur:

The Black Earth. (photoshop)

There are many stories about Dhio, nearly every one of them is false.

http://jiinsy.tumblr.com/post/93408569248/shslfuckup-ophibell-almost-9-in-the-morning

shslfuckup:

ophibell:

Almost 9 in the morning I’m yanked out of bed hearing screaming at about the power going out. And of course- I was the one backed into the corner to pay it.

This is my parents bill.

Not mine.

The electricity is the only thing keeping me connected to you…

lumpenspaceproletariat:

cognitivedissonance:

lancrebitch:

snapsynapses:

panicatthehowelllester:

phunkyvanspam:

supercalifraginatural:

nerfherdersftw:

I just.. THIS SENTENCE WILL IGNITE AND FUEL MANY DREAMS

I have scrolled down this about 5 times and it has almost made me cry every time omg

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When they panned to Benedict crying, my heart cried

Ok, so I’ve seen this on my dash several times in the past few months, and I’m tired of it: can we maybe NOT take the public struggles and triumphs of a black woman and make it all about a British white guy’s feelings? Like, I’m sorry, her speech wasn’t enough to make your heart cry until you saw Benedict Cumberbatch shedding tears over it? But seriously, if anything should have twisted the knife that Lupita’s speech had jammed into your heart, it was Chiwetel Ejiofor’s expression in the foreground. Compared to the the pain, the pride, the joy on that man’s face…if the white guy crying in the background was what got you, then you weren’t paying attention to what the woman said in the first place.

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Boom goes the dynamite

Cumberbatch’s family fortune is from owning slaves and they are actively trying to avoid paying reparations, could he be any more of a hypocrite?

(Source: rubyredwisp, via marquesadesantos)